Strahd's Domain

Here I compiled a list of words and phrases I cannot imagine Strahd ever saying. If you wish to contribute to this list, please send me your suggestions to countstrahdvonzarovich at hotmail dot com!

• Feel free to throw out anything in my study, Jander.
• Can I be best man, Sergei?
• Did you order the pizza, Azalin?
• I allow people to steal from me all the time!
• I can't stand having dead things in my castle!
• I've gone off Tatyana.
• Magic's a waste of time, isn't it?
• Koosh ball!
• You, my friend, have the brains of a koosh ball.
• Karaoke time!
• My side-parting's off-centre. Damnation!
• We need a bigger chip pan.
• I'm just taking this Twister game down to the dungeons so that the prisoners have something to amuse themselves with.
• Do you like my singing snowman?
• Help me make a paper-clip chain that will reach the ground from the top of the High Tower.
• I've just booked an ice-skating holiday in Forlorn... and now I realise I can't go because it's in Forlorn. Damnation!
• That's Asda price!
• Look, I've got an iStrahd Nano with loads of cheesy pop music on!
• Oh no! Avon calling! Hide me!
• Safe, innit, ma homie. Jander Sunstar inda castle! Check out me blingin' VZ rubi!